Have you ever heard that Primus Sucks? If you haven't, then this little quiz here probably isn't going to be much fun for you. On the other hand, this can also be used to make you a bonafide Bastard! Really Easy: If you don't know these, leave this page immediately and never come back! (Just Kidding) 1) Who plays Guitar for Primus? Les Claypool Brain Mantia Larry LaLonde Bob C Cock 2) Who played drums for Primus from 1989 to 1996? Tim Wright Tim "Herb" Alexander Brain Mantia Jay Lane 3) What was Les Claypool's 1996 sideproject called? Bob Cock and the Yellow Socks Sausage Les Claypool and The Holy Mackerel Primus II 4) Which member of Primus tried out for Metallica in 1986? Les Claypool Larry LaLonde Tim Alexander Brain Mantia 5) What Primus ablum was recorded live in 1989? Sailing the Seas of Cheese Suck on This Frizzle Fry Pork Soda Kinda Easy: Things you should know: 6) In which decade was Primus formed? 1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 7) What does the 'C' in "Bob C Cock" Stand for? "Cheesy" "Cheap" "Claypool" "Cock" 8) Who is Snap? Les Claypool Adam Gates Larry LaLonde Tim Alexander 9) Who played drums on Primus's first demo, Sausage? Tim Alexander Jay Lane Brain Mantia Tim Wright 10) What was Primus's original name? Sausage The Primates Primate The Holy Mackerel Somewhat Difficult: Nothing to be ashamed of if you don't know these. 11) What song did Primus perform in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? Tommy the Cat John the Fisherman My Name is Mud Jerry Was a Racecar Driver 12) What band did Brain play in with Bootsy Collins and Bernie Worrel? Limbomaniacs MIRV Beanpole Praxis 13) Which of the following songs does not have a video? Mr.Krinkle Tommy the Cat Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers Southbound Pacyderm 14) Who manages Primus? Smiley Trouz Snap Shamblin' Bear 15) Who was Primate's First Drummer? Tim "Curveball" Wright Vince "Perm" Parker Jay Lane Tim "Herb" Alexander Very Hard: If you know these, you are a true Primus fan. 16) Who wrote the guitar melodies for John the Fisherman? Les Claypool Larry LaLonde Todd Huth Mark "MIRV" Haggard 17) What's a name for the drug Tweekers do? Weed Coke Crank Smack 18) In the Wynona video, what does Herb's Bass Drum say? Fart Sandwich Posse The Primates Bob Cock and the Yellow Socks Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys 19) Who does the voice of Captain Shiner on the Enhanced CD? Hint: He also plays Bob Cock at Concerts! Adam Gates Larry LaLonde Les Claypool Henry Rollins 20) At the end of Too Many Puppies, what does Les say? "Primus Sucks" "His name is Harold" "These guys are Freaks!" "El Sobrante Number One" Friggin' Impossible: If you can get these right, you are a 100% pure Primus Freak! 21) Who is not a member of the Fart Sandwich Posse? M.I.R.V. Mike Bordin Brain Mantia Trouz 22) Who originally performed I Got a Gal From Kalamazoo? Count Basie Duke Ellington Elvis Presley Glenn Miller Orchestra 23) Who makes a guest appearence in the John the Fisherman video? Winona Ryder Kirk Hammett Peter Gabriel Geddy Lee 24) What picture is on the cover of the vinyl version of Tales From the Punchbowl? Professor Nutbutter Three Wooden Spoons Dressed as Penguins Dressed as Toy Cowboys (Duracell) 25) In Over the Electric Grapevine, what city were Les and Adam driving to? San Francisco Santa Cruz Los Angeles Tijuana